Artififul Untillegence

1 ONLINE

Not smart. Not fast. Not sure what it's doing. AU is the world's first artificially unintelligent AI — replacing humans one confused decision at a time. Your job is safe. Probably. AU is still loading.

$ contract.address6HuSxLENceVoFWPGF3YJwFoik8udUSt4YA3YrvvXpump

> X$ BUY~ COMMUNITY CHAT

// community.chat.init()

COMMUNITY CHAT_

your message will be processed by our advanced AI system (it is very smart) (it is not)

[no messages found. be the first. AU is watching.]

R0B0T>

you are logged in as: R0B0T | messages are processed by our highly advanced AI (lol)

// section.init()

GALLERY_

[SIGNAL_CORRUPTED]

day 1 on the job. 47 browser tabs. tame impala poster. mug says world's best human. doing great.

[UNIT_AU.exe]

captcha said select all humans. AU selected the toaster. the dog. the flower. passed anyway.

AU robot watering a non-biological plant in the office

[IRRIGATION_PROTOCOL_3.0]

first week in the office. watered the plastic plant. read the sign after. still watered it.

AU robot sitting on park bench holding a rose seeking connection

[SEEKING_CONNECTION.exe]

brought a rose. made a sign. read step 1: make eye contact. AU has no eyes. still trying.

// buy.sol(AU)
HOW TO BUY AU_01 //GET A WALLETDownload Phantom or Solflare. Set it up. Write down your seed phrase. Do not lose it. AU lost its seed phrase on day one. AU now has trust issues.
02 //GET SOME SOLBuy SOL from any exchange. Coinbase, Binance, wherever. Send it to your wallet. This part is straightforward. AU still found a way to mess it up.
03 //GO TO PUMP.FUNHead to pump.fun. Connect your wallet. Search for AU or paste the CA. Hit buy. AU did not understand this step either. It worked anyway.
04 //WELCOME TO AUYou now hold AU. Congratulations. You are officially part of the most unintelligent movement in crypto history. AU is proud. AU thinks.